amaury

i figured it was time, in the evolution of our relationship, to devote an entire page to amaury.

hey, i didn't say it would be flattering.

"The Mad Bluebird," Michael L. Smith

When I first started talking to Amaury, I mentioned that I had written an article about Melrose Place and 90210, and asked him if he was familiar with Melrose Place.  He said, "Unfortunately, yes."  Those smug European bastards.

email amaury with health and fitness questions.

this is amaury on what must pass in paris for a "potty."  what is most troublesome about this picture is (1) the fact that he appears to be in a public area of the house (no bathroom in sight) while on the toilet, and (2) the "potty" looks to be a tiny flowerpot.

this is amaury studying for the bar exam with his birthday balloon tied around his neck.